DJs of the wasteland

"people of the capital wasteland, it is I, Three Dog, your friendly neighborhood disc jockey! What's a disc? Hell if I know, but I'm gonna keep talking anyway.

neeeews time, children!

Hohoo, boy! Children, you are going to loooove this! Okay, so i've been getting more and more reports of these TALKING ponies just randomly appearing the wasteland. of course, i've never got to see one of them ponies, probably due to the fact that GNR's smack dab in the middle of "frankenstein" territory.

Right. Wwwwell, guess who came to visit ol' Three Dog and his luxurious studio in beautiful downtown DC! That's right, one them talking ponies! Now, you wanna know if it gets better, don't you? Well, hell yes, it gets better! Turns out this specific pony's a UNICORN! and EVEN BETTER, she's a disk jockey, just like ol' Three Dog! I know, I know, I couldn't make this shit up!

Anyway, turns out the mare's name is, and i'm not kidding here, "Vinyl Scratch"! honestly, do all of them ponies got awesome names like that? Hell if i know, kiddies.

alright now, according to Vinyl Scratch, she and the rest of the ponies come from a far-away land called "equestria". where it exactly is though, i don't got a friggin' clue. now apparently, the ponies have just been passing out, and when they wake up, they find themselves smack dab in the middle of the wasteland. Vinyl thinks that there must of been some magic spell that went horribly wrong or something...

to sum it all up:
there are legitimately INNOCENT creatures out there that shouldn't be here. they're cold, scared, hungry, alone, and quite possibly DYING this very moment. all i ask is that if you have even a scrap of kindness in you, help the colorful ponies out. lead them to the safety of the settlements, so they can at least stock up on supplies. at least that way they might have a chance of surviving until they figure out how to get home.

Until next time, this is Three Dog, and you're listening to Galaxy News Radio. Bringing you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts. And now, enjoy some music from the one and only Vinyl Scratch.

what? did you really think i would let the only other DJ in the capital wasteland run around unarmed in frankenstein country? c'mon people, you should know me better than that..."

-------------------------------------------

vinyl scratch, aka DJ Pon3 vector by
fallout 3 belongs to bethesda